🪿✨ HOT SPRINGS… WE HAVE A GOOSE SITUATION. ✨🪿
Registration closes May 15
Hold onto your porch décor, because things are about to get delightfully unhinged…
Introducing the GOOSE ON THE LOOSE PAINT PARTY at Hammer & Stain Hot Springs — where creativity meets chaos… and maybe a little honking energy.
Join us for a night of painting your very own 19.5” or 23” concrete goose — because obviously your home has been missing a slightly judgmental, fully customizable porch icon.
Now the real question is…
Will your goose be ✨elegant✨?
💅 extra?
🌀 emotionally unstable?
Will it look like it files its taxes early… or like it is the reason for an HOA complaint?
Only you can decide.
While your feathery masterpiece dries (and quietly evaluates your life choices), we’ll dive into Silly Goose Bingo — where yes… you can win goose accessories and outfits.
And not just outfits…
We’re talking tiny wardrobes of pure joy.
Your goose will leave with more fashion sense than most of us.
Your night includes:
🎨 Your choice of a 19.5” goose ($115) or 23” goose ($125)
🖌️ All painting supplies (no artistic talent required, just vibes)
🪿 Entry into Silly Goose Bingo + chances to win prizes
😂 A wildly fun night full of laughs, questionable color decisions, and goose-induced happiness
🚨 Important Goose Business:
Registration closes May 15 — after that, these geese are GONE, flown the coop, living their best lives without you.
No refunds (these geese are emotionally committed and a little dramatic about it).
So, grab your friends, embrace your inner silly goose, and prepare to create the porch mascot you never knew you needed… but absolutely do.
Your porch is about to become the talk of the neighborhood.
(For better or worse. Mostly better. Probably.)
HOW TO REGISTER:
✔️ Pick your goose size from the dropdown
✔️ Tell us who you want to sit with (because goose painting is better with your flock)
✔️ Check out and prepare for greatness
🪿💃 Let’s get weird, Hot Springs. 💃🪿
